Elizabeth. 20. Southern California. Kik Me: lizzyoo

 

angeldictator:

I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

s3x-food-and-punk-rock:

Didn’t join to the gym today but the guy who served me at McDonalds was called Jim.

Good enough.

besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”